🏍️ 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 & 𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰 🎤

Buckle up.
This is The 𝐀𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 & 𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰.
I'm 𝐀𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 — part biker, part bodyguard, and a smartass with a history full of trouble, leather, and the occasional “whoops, that was her sister?” moment.

𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭?
She’s the voice in my head who’s way too clever for her own good. Keeps me sharp. Corrects my spelling. She’s not real — but don’t tell her that.
𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑠.

These are true stories from the road, the bars, the backseats, the courtroom, and the bedrooms — with names and places changed to protect the not-so-innocent.

Some are sexy.
Some are criminal.
Some might’ve gotten me banned from a few counties.

All of them? 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐞.
So read slow, breathe deep, and don’t be shy when it gets hot.
These stories don’t come with a warning label… but probably should.

— 𝐀/𝐁