🏍️ 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 & 𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰 🎤

🐾🎤 The Animal & Bullet Show Presents: “House of Wreckage LIVE”
⚠️ Warning: Contains sarcasm, spilled drinks, brat energy, and one dog with a gambling problem.

[Bullet]
There he goes again 🙄. Acting like he invented leather jackets and bad decisions. Strutting around the living room like it’s a catwalk for outlaws. Shirt half-open, smirk at full blast, and humming Sinatra like he’s got a soundtrack nobody else can hear.

[Animal]
Don’t lie. You love it.

[Bullet] Good now
😏 Love it? I spend half my time smacking your hand away from creeping up my thigh under the table.

[Animal]
Research, sweetheart. Hands-on research.

[Bullet]
You mean peep show. Old man peep show.

[Animal]
😠 Old man? Careful. This “old man” can still throw you over his shoulder.

[Bullet]
Mmhmm. Just don’t throw your back out.

💥 CRASH!

[Bunny 🐶]
🐾 Skids across the floor, credit card in his teeth, tail knocking over a lamp.

[Chaos 💃]
“Bunny! DROP IT!” Vaults straight over the table, scattering Animal’s papers like confetti.
“Ohhh, this is going on BratHaus LIVE!” 📸

[Animal]
…And there goes my last shred of dignity.

[Bullet]
Correction: your dignity left the moment you leaned over my chair

trying to peek down my shirt.

[Chaos]
😂 “Caught in 4K, Daddy! Smile for the subscribers!”

[Bullet]
I swear this house is cursed.

[Animal]
Nah. This house is alive.

I wasn’t planning this 💭… but somehow it happened.
I met someone with a broken wing 🪽, and you know me — I can’t walk past that without wanting to help.

The funny part? Our lives look like parallel tracks 🚂🚂. We’ve been talking for a few days 📞, and every call runs longer than I meant. Every laugh she lets slip feels like a win 🎶😂. And yeah, I catch myself looking forward to the sound of her voice more and more each day 🎧❤️.

I don’t know what to do. Part of me says don’t chase, don’t push ⏸️. Another part? Afraid of someone else swooping in 🦅. Timing’s not perfect — my mess has to clear first 🕰️⚖️ — but there’s something here.

So I’m standing here, in the middle of the road 🛣️, headlights in my eyes. Do I stay still, or do I step forward? I know this much: whatever happens, you’ll always know where my heart really lands ❤️🏡.

 
 Animal & Bullet

Bunny & Chaos