About me

I used to write about sovereign credit risk and insurance policy frameworks.
Now I can't read a memo without zoning out into BDSM space.

“Tight spreads”? I’m blushing.
“Underwriting discipline”? Daddy chill.
“Binding agreement”? Please. Bind me.
“Loss adjustment”? You mean aftercare, right?
“Discovery phase”? You mean soft limits, right?
“Actuarial table”? That’s just a stamina vs. impact matrix now.

I think kink has permanently re-mapped my professional lexicon.
And I’m… not even mad. Just confused.

If your industry uses terms like “discipline”, “exposure”, or “flexible enforcement”—
You may be entitled to rope compensation.