The further adventures 9f Slpnot the search for a fix

She was very cryptic on the phone. about a repair that needed to be done right away . Be sure to have your wristlets anklets and neck collar on . So I can pay you properly . Which brought a big smile to me 😄 . Quickly I attached all the items and out the door I went I was there in no time as i spritz on some gray flannel and rang the doorbell . Well the door opens in there stands Miss Jones I say it's so good to see you what is this emergency that you have. She gives me a  hug and guides me true the house to the back  yard and mentions that she loves gray flannel . well the problems in the shed . Let me make a couple of adjustments before we go out there she produced a couple padlocks and a short length of chain and something else that is kind of small. She locked my wrist behind me and then the chain to my ankles then ask me if I knew what a septum clamp is ? Well she says casually instead of getting your nose pierced I can use this thing and she puts it to my nose and snugs it up and this is what it does . With a sharp tug she started pulling me towards the shed oh slow down I don't think I like this thing .She got inside the shed she attached the chain to a ring and hoisted me up to almost my tiptoes secured the chain saying that will hold me to which I replied ouch . She said I'll come out and take you and take you down when I feel you're ready .