Well Rose and her family went on a vacation some tropical place. She called me come over to see what I got you. I was there in minutes. When I got to her basemen. She was sitting in a hammock chair with a mischievous grin. it was attached to the ceiling and there's some kind of spring attachment (a shock absorber) to it, do you like it? it's called a planter's chair. It looks cool what are your plans for it? Get in I will show you, the chair engulfed me in a web of ropes. Cool I replied trepidatiouslee. Okay now pull your feet in Indian style. As soon as I did that she pulled out of her back pocket a length of rope that was the same thickness as the rope in the chair she started weaving me up into the chair quicker than I could react .next thing you know I was laced tightly
into the chair and the knots well out of reach. There ! dusting her hands triumphantly just what I thought that holds you nicely. You are going nowhere until I let you .Smiling looking at me saying what do you think I got you good don't I ? I investigated my predicament. Not wanting to sound too excited I told her I could be out in 10 minutes. That response made her mad as she said you can't get out of that without help ! I'll give you 10 minutes how about 10 hours or better yet how does sometime tomorrow sound ! She turned around and stormed off. Going upstairs turning off the lights and slamming the door. Oh damn I hope she doesn't leave me down here all night.As I flounder about in a vain attempt to escape, I now know what it's like to be a fish caught in a net