Today I am so happy to consider myself in the minorities. So we had a pot bellied white man (we will call him Kevin for time sake) come into the store. He came to check out and when I was at the register. He looked at me with disgust and said he wanted a white person checking him out. We got another cashier and said he could check him out. He looked at him for one second and then says I want a straight white person to check him out. The male cashier was about to get mad but we had a mind reading link moment and let me resolve it. I called another white male cashier and told him to pretend to be straight then go back to his fabulous self at the end of the transaction. He comes up and checks out the guy out. During the transaction, Kevin is sharing his colorful beliefs . After the transaction is over, Kevin wishes him a great day and the male cashier says in his gayest voice ever " have a fabulous day, queen" . You would of thought that we stole Kevin's money. He went pale as ghost. We fell out laughing and Kevin leaves to complain to the manager and which happens to be Hispanic and gay. So Kevin leaves. I would love to get an answer to this million dollar question. You made a fool yourself already, why not just take the "L" and just keep it moving? The only thing that was hurt is your pride and ego. Don't worry it hurts for awhile, it will last a few moments it is not permanent. Kevin didn't get that lesson. Instead Kevin brings his wife ( we will call her Diana for time sake). She is looking for the manager and the cashier that checked her husband out. She is raising Cain and then approaches the new hire (we will call her Marilyn for time sake). Marilyn has worked for us a couple of months and Diana is invading Marilyn's space by hurling insults and slurs to Marilyn who happens to be Asian descent. Marilyn tells Diana multiple times to back up because she felt threatened. Diana made the mistake to put her hands on Marilyn. Before I could call security . Marilyn grabs Diana's arm and just flips her and body slams her on the carpeted floor. Diana is out cold. Security finally comes and Kevin is carrying his unconscious wife out of the store. I look like a nut jumping up and down laughing. I was fist pumping the air chanting " Yay, Minorities rule!" Marilyn looks at me and says that i must have a lot of pent up dissatisfaction in me. I agreed with her. Like this is the prime example of why it is better to take your lumps and keep it moving versus clowning out and getting knocked out. I had to share that with my Cage family.
3 weeks ago. Saturday, May 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM