So this morning after a pounce from a juvenile crocodile of an Instadom, I felt inspired....
*to the tune of "If i Only Had a Brain"...
*clears throat...*
"*I am Dom, you MUST submit now.Get down on your knees cow. Don't make me say it again....
YOU will call me Sir, I'm the Master of Your World, Now send a picture of your ass....
*6 seconds I have known you, you are mine, I now own you, To me you must obey
Now send me pics of all your holes, don't be shy or leave them closed, if you do there's hell to pay....
*Now I've 'owned' you thirty seconds, but you have not submitted, what the hell is wrong with You?
I am DOM hear me roar, Now go stand against the door, stay still and do not move...."
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PAUSE. STOP. STEP BACK....
the parallel to the Wizard of Oz movie hit me this morning. This particular crocodile wasn't impressed when I had 'courage' to speak up, use my brain, or have a heart. In fact, I think I shocked him quite a bit to be honest. And I *may* have had a bit of fun doing so. I assured him that I was nothing compared to what he would encounter from other very strong subs on here...
I was told that I probably don't know anything about BDSM at all, but it's nice that I THINK I do. (Isn't that cute?) Truly, I believe it is the other way around. You, Instadom, (Instasubs, i could write a song about you too...) are the one who clearly has no fucking idea. Seriously. Do these tactics work for You? How on earth can you establish trust, respect, communication, any relationship at all in 30 seconds? Come on, grow up, move out of high school and cheap thrills. No self respecting sub is going to throw herself at you because you claim to be a Dom. If I call you Sir, it will only be because you have earned it and I freely submit....and that process is definitely longer than 30 seconds.
Let me tell you a secret, you want the sub who has courage, who has a brain, and who has heart. She's the one that is a game changer.
And we need Doms with courage, heart, and a brain. They can be trusted, they are not cheap. The cost either way is a high price, an investment. Choose wisely.
If you made it through, stick around, you may learn a thing or two from the real Doms here. Take notes. Make a change.
**my apologies for this song now stuck in your head. ?**
