Note: In choosing my screen name, I was unaware of the Urban Dictionary definition of the term, "Panda Style".
What's that? Did a Dom just admit to not knowing something??? Somebody take a screen shot. 😂🤣
While I'm far more into guideposts than being defined, here is the "TOP DEFINITION" (HA! Toppy as funk!) according to the much maligned Urban Dictionary:
panda style
A sex move where one person punches the other in the face, resulting in them getting a black eye. The punch can occur at 3 different stages:
1: Before sex. Most commonly performed by wife beaters.
2: During sex. Most commonly performed by kinky partners.
3: After sex. Most commonly after an ill recieved post-coital slip of the tongue. e.g. "By the way, I'm married"
In the first episode of Californication, that girl from The Nanny goes panda style on David Duchovny.
#panda #sex #punch #black eye #kinkyhttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=panda%20style
As is the truth with most of life's unwitting poetry, I'm into two-thirds of it, and vehemently against the other one-third! In the spirit of poetic justice, I'm likely to Panda Punch a wife beater, but NEVER a wife that wasn't a consensual kinkster. There's nothing funny about spousal abuse.
That being said, I'm sure as funk into the second and third stages, at least in the "giving" sense of the term. 🎁🎅 And honestly, can't a smack in the face before sex be fun too, among consenting kinksters? Finally, I have been known to put my paw in my mouth, and can take a punch. I feel your pain, David Duchovny! Therefore, I am forced to double down, and remain true to my digital kink pseudonym.
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Happy Panda Punch Tuesday, everyone! Remember, bruises heal...but true Pandas, like true noms de plume, are forever.