No, this isn't a Rick Roll(the song is legit though), this is a smack down of thought.
You ever been spanked with a thawed fish? You'll be saying holy mackerel to that sting.
Ever worked in a mine. You'll be working the shaft.
Like beef jerkies? Who doesn't like a handjob?
What am I getting at? Well, as opposed to my cute puns, you can see that if you establish yourself with someone, eventually they will need to learn to love the awful jokes or simply buzz off.
The rules of love are simple though; you want to be with someone, be with them. Don't pussyfoot around and think they aren't who you thought they were because they may play games like Yugioh, or like Kenye West. Seriously, deeeeeaaaaaal breaker. XD Least on the West subject.
The point is to not get involved with someone for the lust of it. You gotta have love, it's all you need, the Beetles said so.
Personally if my sub didn't love me or I love them in return, I wouldn't see the point. I mean, fuck yes, we're going to do some crazy, fucked up shit, but hey, I wanna be able to take them to meet my mother...even if she is a bitch. XD
So just take my advice...OH and I got one more pun; beefstrokenoff.