'Twas the night before Kinkmas, when all through the dungeon
Not a slave was stirring, not even their nose;
The whips and floggers were hung by the wrack with care,
In hopes that St. Sadie soon would be there;
The littles were nestled all snug in their binkies;
While visions of coloring books danced in their heads;
And Domina in her boots, and I in my leather,
Had just settled our slaves for a long winter's play,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my lounger to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave a lustre of midday to objects below,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a miniature carriage and eight tiny pony-girls,
With a little old driver so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment she must be St. Sadie.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Sadie came with a bound.
She was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot,
And her clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys she had flung on her back,
And she looked like a peddler just opening her pack.
Her eyes—how they twinkled! Her dimples, how merry!
Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!
Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the paddle at her hip was studded in rows;
She had a sweet face and a generous bust;
That shook when she laughed, like a slaves knees must.
She was hawt and laughing, a right jolly ol' gal,
And I laughed when I saw her, a good Sadist, my pal;
A wink of her eye and a twist of her head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,
And spanked all the esses; then turned with a jerk,
And laying her finger aside of her nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney she rose;
She sprang to her carriage, to her team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard her exclaim, ere she drove out of sight—
MERRY KINKMAS TO A/aLL AND TO A/aLL A GOOD NIGHT !!!
