What all worthwhile activities have in common is that they help us celebrate our live and other people's lives.
This applies very much to kink and in particular: dominance submission, Mistress/Slave.
If you perform some intensely antisocial act there is some chance you'll be placed in a padded cell and heavily sedated. How bout being heavily sedated and placed in a padded cell as a reward for good behavior?
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I can't do it. The frustrating thing is I can sometimes come close but then I lose it.
If I'm sufficiently witty then maybe I'll find an owner. If I can keep you entertained, then, by the same principle as 1001 nights, you might let me be your slave. I can't maintain this for 1001 nights.
I can churn out logic and I can churn out love. I can do both. I'm sometimes out for myself but, what self is that? Only a mistress or master can tell me that.
apollo: I am logical and in a sense I am logic. We are both part of the same masochistic person. Sooner or later logic leads to lists and the danger is that lists become do me lists. This is boring.
dionysyus: More than boring. Deadly boring. The death of relationships. The death of meaning.
apollo: Agreed. What to do?
Descarte: There are no hard slaves; only soft dommes/doms.
I can't be killed. Ideas don't die.
Apollo: You leave no room for the consideration and repudiation of self pity.
Dionysus: You leave no room to breathe.
Descarte: The only question worth considering is "where did the original quote originate and how did I change it?"
Do any of you agree or disagree?
Apollo: I've no use for philosophers ,especially mathematically inclined ones.
Dionysus: You make me feel uncomfortable and slightly nauseous. Now you've got us spelling out names with capital
letters.
Descarte: Research the quote and try to find the original wording.
Apollo: You're not welcome here.
Dionysus: Just go please.
Descarte: I won't come back until you ask me. You will but I may not be available.
apollo and dionysius turn to face the uninvited guest Descarte.
apollo and dionysius together shout: who invited you and what are you doing here?!!!
why is you name spelled with a capital D?
Descarte: I kink therfore I am.
apollo and dionysius pile upon Descarte and pummel him and strangle him.
apollo and dionysius are in accord for once.
dionysus: I'm a creature of infinite potential and would make the perfect slave bar none!!
apollo:You're old and feeble and your main challenge is finding the correct laxative.
dionysus: A minor detail, easily overcome with love or even lust.
apollo: It won't just go away.
dionysus: today I'm feeling not so optimistic.
apollo: optimism?pessism?concentrate on what is.
dionysus: what's that?