I’m a briefs guy. Always have been always will be. I switched to boxers one year in high school and that lasted all of a few months until I hit a growth spurt and I got sick of my nut sack getting sweaty and always having to re arrange it so it wasn’t sticking to the side of my leg. I also didn’t like that when I would run or be physically active, it was like being super cold and my f***stick would try shrink up and retract up a little bit. I don’t want my meat to feel like a battered spouse in an abusive relationship. I also don’t want my junk to look small if I had to shower in front of or with other guys after exercise.
So I switched back. I was strictly white briefs before that. Rocking the Hanes brand usually. So I got colors. Black is a stupid choice because everyone should know that black is a slimming color. It gives an illusion that a person is more slim than if that same person were to wear a white shirt. (One reason white briefs continue to sell.) when I bought a couple variety packs, I trashed the black ones and wore the blues, red, grey, and green ones. Not vibrant or flamboyant. Fast forward a couple years and I started college.
I switched to boxer briefs when I went to college because I thought that would help me reinvent myself. Two weeks in, my clothes got stolen from the dryer in my dorm. So I bought a variety of colors again and a pack of white. I found that I wore the white ones more, and probably because my tool and balls are very easy to see in them. I know I don’t have a monster dick, but I’m also aware that my meat is bigger than an average man’s and my balls are a lot bigger than most men. They give the illusion that my dick is average, because they are disproportionally large. However, when my equipment is packed into white briefs and my circumcised head is stretching out the front of white fly front briefs, the outline very clearly shows others exactly what I’m packing.
it seems to be embarrassing to many men to wear white briefs these days. I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess it is because most men are ashamed of their own manhood. I am not. I am an exhibitionist and I like it when I’m on display and I choose white briefs to make sure that I’m noticed for the fashion statement of wearing white briefs, and then for the package I’m packing.
I still own a variety of colored underwear, and I wear them about half the time, but I’m leaning more and more toward white ones these days. I don’t give a damn if my white briefs remind guys of their childhood and they think white briefs are juvenile or whatever. You know what isn’t juvenile? The tool that is stretching out the underwear I choose to wear. I’m glad that fewer men are wearing them anymore. It causes me to stand out a little in the crowd.
I love being a man and I am proud to show off my favorite thing in the universe. I get very few comments from males that are talking shit about my choice in underwear, and when I do, I’ll simply suggest we compare anatomy and explain that I need support for my manhood because it is uncomfortable to let it swing and when I do freeball/when I wore boxers, it genuinely made me more clumsy because I had to react to my environment and in addition, predict what my next moves are going to be a little bit more than if I am supported and wrapped up in briefs. Plus, it helps conserve resources because there is less fabric that boxers and boxer briefs. I can fit more of them in my luggage because they take up less room and I can fit more of them into a load of laundry, and spend less time doing laundry throughout the course of my life.
pointing all of that out and then challenging the guy that wants to try to embarrass me (or whatever the point of talking shit about my underwear may be)to a literal dick measuring contest has never once failed me. That’s right. Shut up and keep your jealous, insecure and immature little boy bullshit to yourself. Don’t be jealous. Admire it. Try saying, “Hey, nice dick man.” Then I’m not going to call you out or make you feel stupid that you’re going to waste a higher percentage of your life doing laundry for the sake of trying to conceal your natural form, like a pilgrim. Hell, you might as well just get a washboard and a hat like the guy on the oatmeal labels in the cereal isle. That will probably be a better look for you than briefs. :)
As far as women go?
go for it. Be skeptical and maybe be a little judgy when I first drop my jeans, but you’ll forget about what I had on as soon as I slide inside you and start working that spot that won’t let you think clearly until we’ve both finished, and by that point, you’re not going to question what I choose to carry my manhood around in all day. You might want me to take them off as soon as you see me in them, and I will if you will.
point being: I wear white briefs, low rise, cotton, fly front, and I identify as bisexual but come across as straight most of the time. Im not trying to convince all the men of the world to join the club and switch over, because a lot of guys probably don’t look good in briefs. But if you can fill them out and you are confident enough to not give a fuck by the odd stigma Americans put on white briefs, go buy a couple of pairs and take it for a test run.
There’s no hiding a big dick in white briefs and advertising what I have to offer gets me laid way more than pick up lines, common interests, or kindness ever has.