I’ve been made aware in the past that I come across as a little bit whiney at times.
I can live with that.
Here’s what I’m whining about today:
I feel like the world (or at least the continental United States) is running out of places for me to swing my dick around in without fear of being arrested or labeled a pervert. Here’s an example: I used to live in Denver and I loved going to the bathhouses. It was FAN-tastic. But then they kinda turned into homeless hotels once people realised it was cheaper than a hotel room, they could shower there, and also get their nuts drained all in one place. So the city or the owners or whoever the Powers That Be were at the time shut them down. I’ve heard that it was because of real estate prices and all kinds of other excuses.
This seems to be happening in other cities as well though. A few of the major hot springs in Colorado have a policy about wearing swimwear as well. Really? At a fuckin hot springs?
So now that leaves even less places for me to feel safe from legal prosecution that I can show off the meat between my legs.
Why is this happening? At some point do the people of this country realize how much resource goes into the manufacturing, selling, shipping, washing, drying, storing, etc of clothing? Holy fuck! It is no wonder we can’t seem to get our shit together as a country with all the resources we really need, but the most sideways way of looking at human decency.
Moral of the story: I really need to find some land somewhere that is secluded and vast so that I can put a modest house structure on it and spend the rest of my days wearing little to nothing. I will also need to find a woman that needs sex as much as I do and would want to join me.
If anyone reading this happens to be a sexy sub woman with a piece of property that they don’t know what to do with and they are looking for some regular dick in their life, let me know and let’s get on that so I can get in you and we can get off.