How I got the name.

   I am going to a munch/play party today that a friend invited me too. A couple of nights ago I got on fetlife to see if I knew anyone else going or if there were people I may want to specificly meet. This led me to look at the list of people going and it got me to incounter one of the things I hate about the internet. Dick pics and not just dick pics but dick pics as profile pics. I am bi so I do like dick but I like it when I want too see it not just whenever. I don't want it sent too me and I find it tacky if your profile pic is a dick because it is my first impression of you and I am not impressed by it no matter what you may think. 

   Why do so many people think they need to share that with people? I have never felt the need to put mine out there and I ligimently do not see why so many do it or what the appeal is. The unfortunate bit is I don't see this as an minority but as the majority of men. I have the internet if I want too see a dick I can find thousands. Why would anyone think that they need to send me theirs when I did not ask and why they set it as profile pic are both beyond my comprehension. Am I alone in this opinion? 

I just recently got a message from a domme. It said that they would like to dominate me and then proceeded to tell me what they wanted me to do. I responded by telling them too look at my profile. So for the love of god do not do this people. Also don't tell somone what too do in the first message. It is incredibly rude too assume so much.

First I am not looking to call anyone out. If you think you know this person leave them alone about it. I received a message recently that got me a little concerned. It was a message from out of nowhere I did not know or talk to this person in any capacity beforehand. 

Here is the message I have changed some things to protect the person's anonymity.

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I am single , (age) , i am looking for an experienced master who is looking to own his permanent submissive (gender) for domestics and sexual life style and who is financially stable to maintain me...
You can chat me on text so we can learn more and move ahead (phone number)

(Name Of person in real life)

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I responded by telling them I am not looking to be anybody's dom(I really am not looking to be anybody's dom right now). That I wished them luck in there search. Lastly I told them they should probably be more careful with there information. It wasn't until I started thinking about it later that more concerns came to mind.

This concerned me for a lot of reasons one of them was that this person clearly did not read my profile here's how I know. I am a beginner I see nothing wrong with being so but I only have a year and a half of experience. Some of you might be thinking what's the big deal. Maybe they think that is experienced. To that I say no it is a big deal. If somone else who is new or is fake claims that is experienced they are likely to hurt there partner trying something they don't know how to do. They are either to arrogant or to ignorant too know better.

Why is it a big deal that they didn't read your profile? It is a big deal because that means that they probably sent this message to others and could end up geting hurt. Weather by some who just wants to use them or doesn't know what they are doing.

Next this person just gave me there number and name in the first message before knowing the first thing about me. I would strongly recommend to everyone too be careful with any information especially those two things.

Lastly they are basically asking me to take on a 24/7 sub that I know nothing about. That is just asking for me or them to mess up and hurt each other. All of these relationships are built on trust and I can't trust someone I don't know.

If you are thinking of sending a message like this please be careful.

    So I have been asked by a few people about how I got my name. I told most of them it was a long story and then never explained. I am now going to remedy that.

    Back when I was in high school I was walking past some classrooms when I noticed a flamingo lawn ornament on the ground. I looked at him and thought he was cool and didn't want him too be thrown out. So I picked him up and carried him too my computer class. As I walked in everyone gave me a weird look as I carried the flamingo in and planted him like a flag next to my computer. Eventually one of my friends cracked and politely asked what the hell I was doing with a flaming. I looked up at him and said "oh this is Bob, he is are new class mascot". They all just kind of went with it from there. My teacher liked me and Bob so she let me keep him there. Eventually people brought in sunglasses and leis for him to wear and I declared him solid. A few weeks went by and I eventually needed a new email. It was how the class worked you made a new one all the time. I decided to make my new one solidbobtheflamingo in honor of our mascot and my teacher asked if it was going too be a thing with me. So I have been using it in one form or another since then.

That's it hopefully this makes someone laugh or explains my name.