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I am of the opinion you should always be honest.  This of course leads to several complications in life, the classic example of this being a question feared by all men involved with a woman.  What do you do when your sweetheart asks if her ass looks fat in those jeans she sort of wants to buy.  Thankfully I have developed a fairly good response to such crisis.  Crises?  Crisisi...whatever.

When she asks merely respond with, "Of course they get in the way of me properly appreciating your butt honey.  Anything but shadows and light hide the remarkably beauty of your derriere."

Then kiss her fondly on the cheek and run the fuck away before she realizes you haven't actually answered the question.