Indecipherable Scrawlings

I was talking to a friend of mine about another who had just entered a dynamic.  I was listing a rather extensive series of precautions the absent friend and I had taken before they'd met their new partner.  My friend, who is relatively vanilla, thought our measures might have been a bit overboard for what was essentially a coffee date.

I helpfully explained, "Of course you have to be extra careful.  For most people being caged in a basement while someone does increasingly depraved things to you is a horror story.  To us its the desired outcome."