3 years ago. Thursday, October 6, 2022 at 5:59 AM
"Why do you always pay cash for dinner?"
"Makes it harder to track me down if the waiter notices my girlfriend taking off her panties."
"A riding crop, what do you need one of those for?"
"Some men buy flowers to say 'I love you,' I have a different approach."
"I heard your friend screaming 'Margret Thatcher' last night, is everything alright."
"We get really into Jeopardy...really...actually true...not a metaphor...honestly."