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I'm am cursed with these thoughts and now you get to suffer to.

Unforeseen Disadvantage

6 months ago. October 11, 2023 at 10:09 AM

So today there was a season discussion about which monster we'd like to be. Obviously the subject of vampires came up pretty quickly. One of my coworkers was surprised when I dismissed being one pretty much out of hand.

"Why?" They asked.

"No heart beat means no blood flow...means no blood rushing to certain places. What's the point in immortality if nothing will arise?"

There was a moment of silence at that before a horrified look spread across another colleague's face, "Wait. Does that mean if you die...hard, you'll stay hard for all eternity?"

"Would explain why Dracula needed three wives."

Purĕ(sub female) - 😂
No Blood circulation, No errection :)

6 months ago

Zedland(dom male) - Explains why so many are tortured souls.

6 months ago

Literate Lycan(dom male) - Which is why there may be some conjecture on why, after a feeding frenzy, Vampyre enjoy an orgy. Lots of blood flowing from the feast. Just a thought.

6 months ago

Zedland(dom male) - Well it depends on your vampire in question. Your sparkly vampires presumably operate much the same as humans, just with unhealthy obsessions with teenagers. The Vampire the Masquerade type would remain the cold, power seeking killing machines twisted by madness as they stumble through their cursed eternity.

At this point I realized I put far too much thought into this subject 🤣

6 months ago

Literate Lycan(dom male) - 😂

6 months ago

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Indecipherable Scrawlings

Unforeseen Disadvantage

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