7 months ago. April 20, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Samuel Clemens, better known as Mark Twain, had something of a facility with language. So much so that as a young newspaper man he was able to convince his boss to send him to Hawaii. Upon his arrival on that island paradise he found himself standing on a secluded beach watching a dozen beautiful women frolicking naked in the surf.
Moved only by the mostly gentlemanly of motive he proceeded to sit on their clothes so that they wouldn't be stolen.
