MISTRESS wanted me to list the foods i have had to put down the various panties and dresses that i have.
currently i have used...
olive oil
mayo
lemon curd (fucked jar)
greek yogurt (fucked pot)
ice cream (very messy, sticky)
tomato sauce
baked beans
eggs
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mustard
tomato puree
greek yogurt
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chocalate custard
tomato ketchup
strawberry jam (fucked jar)
margerine
salad dressing
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being made to fuck the jars is exciting, as it was to stick my clit into the tomato purée filled swede a few days ago.
i believe that not only is it the sensation of plunging my clit into a container that makes it so naughty, but part of me hates mess, so the amount of food dropped onto the plastic that i put on the chair and floor is less, and the tidy up is less, thus there is less worry and work to do after.
like anything we do in like, kink or vanilla, it has to be a consideration that to do something and to enjoy it, has to be worth the time and risk of setting it up and cleaning up afterwards.
if you wanted to cook an elaborate three course meal, the delight and the compliments of your fellow diners after tasting the food has to be greater than the effort time ( and cost) you put into it, otherwise it doesn’t seem that you would have the motivation and drive to try it again.
After the eggs last night i have gone 14 days without cumming.
i would rate myself at a 9 on the cummeter meaning i am getting a twitchy clit everytime i watch a tv show with some lady i am attracted to.
i get an ache on the right side of my genitals on a daily basis which is a sign that i want to release my juice. it’s nothing a paracetamol tablet won’t have trouble dealing with.
Tomorrow night, MISTRESS has dared me to go out to the shed, in 2degree Celsius weather in just panties. The distance is just 20 meters there and back but it still excites me as i do have exhibitionist tendencies and i have never attempted anything like that before with neighbours potentially spotting the dash!!