So tonight as I sit here listen to a friend help her son pack to go on trip. I started laughing I couldn’t help but think of all the things I told my kids.
so when my daughters were growing up I always put the first letter of their name in there underwear. So I could put them away and know who’s were who’s my oldest daughter Apple yup her nickname. Ask me why? Her sister puss was like yeah. I told her don’t say yeah it’s a gross word and sat them down. Ok you girls are old enough for this now it’s time you hear hear it.
you see you can’t share underwear or swimsuits because you will get hooters disease. They looked at me with big huge eyes mommy what’s hooters disease? Well it’s where your hooter will hurt and you’ll have to go to the doctor maybe stay in the hospital a day or two. Puss looked at me mommy will you come stay in the hospital with me if I get hooters disease. I told her of course honey but if she didn’t wear others underwear or swimsuits she wouldn’t have to worry. Really mommy. Yes I said. She was happy and ran off. And I didn’t have to worry. Till that frightful day.
puss went to a swim/birthday party but they left out swimming on the invitation. The people at the party tried to get her to borrow one and puss just said no thank you. may I call my mom. She will bring one. Honey just borrow it’s ok. Puss did other things till the lady looked at her call your mommy. Puss called me and when I got there she came and got her swimsuit then whispered in my ear. I didn’t wear anyones swimsuit mommy I am not getting hooters disease. But mommy friend A and B did will they die from hooters disease? Need I say I bursted up laughing.
so when my friends son said yes mom I packed enough underwear I couldn’t help but laugh.
just so you all know neither one of my daughters will borrow a swimsuit nor share underwear they are 34 and 33 and they have called me. Just to call me a bitch because they had to go buy a swimsuit they couldn’t borrow one. 😂🤣 I just tell them we’ll that job is done. What else can I help you with. I usually hear a dial tone after that. They love me. ♥️
when they started kindergarten I told them not to borrow anyones hairbrush…. Because they didn’t want the police to come get them. Apple looked at with those big huge green eyes of hers.. mommy that’s illegal she asked. I told her no borrowing and sharing the same hairbrush wasn’t illegal not at all…… but if she used someone else’s hair brush her hair had her DNA and if that brush was found at a crime scene then she would be a suspect. And she would have to go to the police station for questioning.
I just didn’t want lice. And I almost made it through elementary school with them. Fifth grade and fourth grade got me.
my daughters have told me that I could have screwed them up. Now that they think about the things I would tell them. So I sent them a pome.
They fuck you up, mum and dad.
they may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had. And add some extra, just for you
yup they love 💕
