4 years ago. Friday, December 10, 2021 at 9:46 PM
8:37 PM : Tornado Warning: National Weather Service advises that you go immediately to a center room in your house or other shelter and fuck, like rabbits, because if the house falls in on you, you'll die happy, and if you don't fuck and the house DOESN'T fall in on you, you will have wasted a night not fucking...
WARNING EXPIRES: 11:52 AM