1 year ago. February 10, 2023 at 11:01 AM
It’s now a week from me becoming actual middle aged, or fucking ancient if I lived in 1950’s Glasgow.
I’ve said before it’s not something that really bothered me, perpetual Peter Pan that I am. Then I got the results from my bloods back and it turns out that zombie toe is Infact arthritic toe. The dread set in. I’m gittin’ auld. Like proper old. Not got the grey hairs yet, to be fair I started loosing it in my mid 20’s. It took a moment for the realisation that I’m now, like proper adult aged. Like a real grown up. *shudder*
anyways once I got over the dread I done what any normal person dose when they become acutely aware of their own mortality, stuck on some porn and had a wank…
Anyways
till next time