this poem was from 2019. It could be updated by a less lazy writer.
Tanks to the left of me,
Camps to the right.
Hot dogs on the grill,
fireworks tonight!
My child draws a happy flag,
your child draws some iron bars.
The Russians want to see us fight,
beneath the fireworks tonight!
India, don't go out today,
your streets are burning by midday,
It turns out that the science was right,
But what the hell, fireworks tonight!
The best jets ever, a campaign tool,
Kim Jong-Un can be trusted, but not your news
We're drinking Kool-Aid laced with plastic.
The ocean's rise, the heat's fantastic!
A woman's choice? don't be absurd
Abortion is a dirty word.
Straight pride parades,
less rights for gays
another tweet storm that lasts for days.
A hardy salute to our nation's best,
while we give the finger to our vets.
There's so much more that isn't right,
but still, fireworks tonight!
