4 years ago. July 23, 2020 at 1:35 PM
Never cross the albatross,
on a cold and windy day.
But if you dare confront the beast,
these words you must first say:
"I do not mean you ill,
or cause undue alarm,
but it's cold and lonely on this hill
and I've no feathers to keep me warm."
Then keep your peace, and quietly pray
for the albatross to fly away.