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Attention all Sapiosexuals

2 years ago. June 1, 2021 at 10:55 AM

I had to look the word up. Is that a deal breaker?

SNAPPLE FUN FACT:

A sapiosexual can be dumb as a brick.

I have an IQ of 145 (for the purposes of this gag). I get hard just thinking about dumb blondes. 😅

So if you're a dumb blonde sapiosexul, hit me up!

On another note, I've developed a new language that is a series of grunts, clicks and whale songs. I based it on an algorithm that was first used to decode parts of the Rosetta stone. I've named my new language, but the word can't be spelled with letters. I will be speaking 🔊[audio below] and only speaking 🔊[audio below] from now on.

Are you wet yet?

Bunnie - I think maybe I’m a dumb blonde sapiosexual, or maybe a wannabe... I don’t know. Guess it depends on who you ask.
Bimbofication is kind of hot.

2 years ago

Bunnie - And was that just the sound of you ejaculating but calling it whale song? 🤔
Lol (I’m teasing).

2 years ago

Mister Anderson(dom male) - A gentleman never tells. So, no. That wasn't me cumming. My ejactulation sound is similar, but is almost always followed by a something that sounds a lot like snoring,

2 years ago

Bunnie - Sorry, that wasn’t meant in the context of “hitting you up”... I just liked the juxtaposition.

2 years ago

Mister Anderson(dom male) - Lol.

2 years ago

Mister Anderson(dom male) - I will woo you with my comparative lit notes.

2 years ago

SweetSirRendering(sub female) - i like your accent

2 years ago

My Dear{Trust} - Comment deleted by poster.

2 years ago

My Dear{Trust} - (Typo^^)
All I can picture is Abbie from NCIS and her

2 years ago

My Dear{Trust} - Fucknuts!!! Last try...

All I can picture is Abbie from NCIS and her Bert the Farting Hippo

2 years ago

Mister Anderson(dom male) - Not having watched the show too much, that is NOT how I expected you to finish that sentence.

2 years ago

My Dear{Trust} - LOL

2 years ago

alawey(sub female){(OWNED BY } - Ohhh you need to abby is just the kweelest kid on the block

2 years ago

Morley(sub female){Max Sterne} - I just kept hitting the play button over and over at the 2 second mark .... Yes, I can keep myself amused with little noises LOL

2 years ago

Mister Anderson(dom male) - Feel free to put it into your next party mix. That's a thing, right?

2 years ago

Morley(sub female){Max Sterne} - Oh I have, it's an awesome jam!!! Hehehe

2 years ago

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Mister Anderson​(dom male)

Dark bits.

Attention all Sapiosexuals

Mister Anderson(dom male)