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Dark bits.

well, it's dark bits of prose, isn't it?
3 years ago. June 1, 2021 at 10:55 AM

 

I had to look the word up. Is that a deal breaker?

SNAPPLE FUN FACT: 

A sapiosexual can be dumb as a brick. 

 

I have an IQ of 145 (for the purposes of this gag). I get hard just thinking about dumb blondes. ? 

So if you're a dumb blonde sapiosexul, hit me up!

 

On another note, I've developed a new language that is a series of grunts, clicks and whale songs. I based it on an algorithm that was first used to decode parts of the Rosetta stone. I've named my new language, but the word can't be spelled with letters. I will be speaking ?[audio below] and only speaking ?[audio below] from now on. 

 

Are you wet yet?

Bunnie - I think maybe I’m a dumb blonde sapiosexual, or maybe a wannabe... I don’t know. Guess it depends on who you ask.
Bimbofication is kind of hot.
3 years ago
Bunnie - And was that just the sound of you ejaculating but calling it whale song? ?
Lol (I’m teasing).
3 years ago
Mister Anderson​(dom male) - A gentleman never tells. So, no. That wasn't me cumming. My ejactulation sound is similar, but is almost always followed by a something that sounds a lot like snoring,
3 years ago
Bunnie - Sorry, that wasn’t meant in the context of “hitting you up”... I just liked the juxtaposition.
3 years ago
Mister Anderson​(dom male) - Lol.
3 years ago
Mister Anderson​(dom male) - I will woo you with my comparative lit notes.
3 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - i like your accent
3 years ago
My Dear​{Trust} - Comment deleted by poster.
3 years ago
My Dear​{Trust} - (Typo^^)
All I can picture is Abbie from NCIS and her
3 years ago
My Dear​{Trust} - Fucknuts!!! Last try...

All I can picture is Abbie from NCIS and her Bert the Farting Hippo
3 years ago
Mister Anderson​(dom male) - Not having watched the show too much, that is NOT how I expected you to finish that sentence.
3 years ago
My Dear​{Trust} - LOL
3 years ago
alawey​(sub female)​{(OWNED BY } - Ohhh you need to abby is just the kweelest kid on the block
3 years ago

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