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Dark bits.

well, it's dark bits of prose, isn't it?
2 years ago. June 22, 2021 at 12:34 PM

You know the rules.

1. get a mouthful of something carbonated or whatever.

2. play the audio. 

3. Let us know if you spit or swallow!

ALERT ALERT! Don't read the comments before you play the audio.

 

Cressida Clytie​(masochist female){Taken} - No audio ☹
2 years ago
Mister Anderson​(dom male) - DOH! Check back in a bit.
2 years ago
Ingénue{VK} - Smirks and swallows
2 years ago
SashhaStrange​(other female) - That laugh 😁🔥
2 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - your chuckle made me laugh more than the jokes 😆. my favorite stupid joke has an elephant theme.

why do elephants paint their toenails red?

if you want to know you have to ask.
2 years ago
ellefire​(sub female) - I know, I know! Can I say?
2 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - heheh

i will complete it so the joke keeps its integrity

No one: why?

Beautiful Funny Lady: so they can hide in cherry trees.

have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

No one: no…

Beautiful Funny Lady: see.
2 years ago
Mister Anderson​(dom male) - I thought "you'll have to ask me" was a weird punchline.
2 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - your face is a weird punchline 🤣😉

i’m so sorry! it can’t be helped, i do love the “your face” insults so.
2 years ago
ellefire​(sub female) - I 💗 the last one!
2 years ago

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