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2 years ago. June 18, 2021 at 4:29 PM

The audio seems to be fucked (at least for me).  

So go put something wet and fizzy in your mouth.  Sit down, close your eyes and Imagine Mister Anderson is cackling in your ear, in a dark bedroom with Rodney Dangerfield chained to a bed with a glitter ball gag wedged firmly in his mouth.  

 

Now the stage is set for open wide mic night.

Feel free to post your own jokes in the comment section!  

 

So I'm sitting in a bar and Dwayne Johnson walks in.  He sits next to me and I can tell immediatly he's been drinking.  A lot. 

I do my best to ignore him, because I feel weird staring at celebrites.  I'm a pretty shy guy and I don't like to impose on people. 

But the dude keeps staring at me.  It's weird.  

 

After a minurte or so, Dwayne Johnson leans in and kinda whispers to me, "I'll pay you $200.00 to smack my ass."

So, that's how I know I've hit rock bottom.

 

WheeeEEEE!

 

Sensual City Girl{ForeverHIS} - I’d slap his ass -rock bottom or not! Lmfao!!
2 years ago
Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - Heheheh! Oh I'd more than smack his ass!

"Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions."

🤭😉🤣
2 years ago
Mister Anderson​(dom male) - lol
2 years ago
ellefire​(sub female) - Mmmmm, I'd do anything that man wanted...especially if it involved climbing him like a tree!

Made me chuckle twice in this post...Rodney Dangerfield first, then rock bottom. Thanks for the giggle! 🌸⚡🌸
2 years ago

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