In a way, this is exactly what Netflix is doing. Know what I mean? Go look at what's trending and then start scrolling and watch something. If you're like me, and your're not. You're nothing like me. In your dreams you're like me. But if you're like me, you probably spend a few days scrolling through everything the streaming universe has to offer before turning on the live channels and watching Two and Half Men or Big Bang Theory again.
What would a "Big Gang Bang Theory" comedy look like. An autistic his mother had him tested Sheldon, trying to work out the optimum order for the entire cast to fuck Penny so that everyone can achieve exceptional orgasms, with the caveat that any cum spatter must avoid landing within 2 feet of Sheldon's Spot?
I bet Howard's got a fucking fire hose between those spindly rooster legs. Sheldon would probably want him to go first. You know, to make sure Penny keeps her mouth shut for ten minutes. Because it would be filled with engineer cock? Get it?
This whole streaming thing is beginning to feel a bit misogynistic. One of the things. One of the many things that pisses me off about women is that they are always making me feel misognyistic. Fuck them.
I started this Big Gang Bang Theory with the premise that Penny needs to achieve above average orgasms. See, I love women!
Do you think Penny got her name because uh, head I win, tails she lose? Statsitically, a small amount of women fantasize about Leonard fucking them while their partner is nutting on their chest and thinking about the time their ex sucked another man's dick in front of them and how hot and how hot it was, even though they broke up over it that weekend.
See? You're nothing like me.
