Poetic Pixie

I am unique, I am strange

I am completely deranged

I love to laugh and make light of life

But, by lord can I get myself into terrible strife

Mischief and madness are my thing

All I can say is ring a ding ding

My humour is out there

I am eclectic at best

I really do strive for the zest

My thoughts are scattered and I can be dark

I am intelligent though, but with one big heart

I am totally kinky inside and out

With a fetish for toys that I can’t do without

With the gift of the gab, I am not lost for words

Sometimes I can be incredibly absurd

Love me or hate me, the choice is yours

But I can promise you this, you will never bored

Insanity follows me wherever I go

You really should join me its one hell of a show......