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Granted You have found Peace the three legged cat. She sits on your face when you sleep. Demands to be fed 7 times a day, and scratches you 20 times a day. Congratulations loyal servant of peace.
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Fri Apr 17, 2020 6:58 pm • 287 Replies • 129709 Views
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Granted your a best selling author, however like all best selling authors your broke and live with your parents and have a dead end job that pays nothing.


I wish I had someone to smother with af ...
Sun Apr 12, 2020 1:37 pm • 287 Replies • 129709 Views
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Granted The world remembers the pandemic and the United Nations ban together to prevent further epidemics. The world is now more harmonious. However, an alien race lands and enslaves us all. The pan ...
Sat Apr 11, 2020 8:01 am • 287 Replies • 129709 Views
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All right moving myself right along.

Granted but you would be denied access to heaven for you pride.



I wish I could dance in the moonlight with my beloved.
Fri Apr 10, 2020 11:36 pm • 287 Replies • 129709 Views
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Granted your granted a Minotaur waiter with bulging muscles. He locks you in stocks, his tail spanking you. While he takes your ribeye steak, broccoli, and sautéed potato. Put them in a juicer and gr ...
Fri Apr 10, 2020 7:48 am • 287 Replies • 129709 Views