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4 years ago •
May 17, 2020
Bear walks into a bar and orders a rum and
... ... ... ... ... Coke. Bartender says why the long pause? The bear answers I don't know, I was born with them |
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| BeneathHerNow(sub male) |
4 years ago •
May 17, 2020
Why don't Scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything. |
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FloraDragon(dom male){Roaming Wi}
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4 years ago •
May 17, 2020
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? still no idea Sorry FD |
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FeistyMinx(sub female){HAPPYL❤VE}
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4 years ago •
May 17, 2020
To my defense, my stepmother told me this when I was a kid and I think it sick because it traumatized me.
What's red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender. 😳 I love frogs and all animals except bears and snakes. Just so you know. |
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No Body(dom male)
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4 years ago •
May 17, 2020
FOR YOU NERDS !!!!!
It was the very first football came between two collages. Oxygen Tech and Hydrogen University Oxygen Tech kicked off to Hydrogen U. The score the first quarter was 0 - 0 The second quarter Hydrogen U grabbws the fist touchdown for 1 point The third quarter Hydrogen U grabbed another TD fo the second point of the game Oxygen Tech got their first point late in the third quarter and the ended in the third quarter Hydrogen U. 2 Oxygen Tech 1 Game called becaus of rain |
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skyrich(dom male){rottenbrat}
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4 years ago •
May 17, 2020
Visualize "Whirled Peas"
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
May 17, 2020
nicole r wrote: To my defense, my stepmother told me this when I was a kid and I think it sick because it traumatized me.
What's red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender. 😳 I love frogs and all animals except bears and snakes. Just so you know. Wicked step mother ! |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
May 17, 2020
I hear terrorists are now putting bombs in tins of alphabettispaghetti.. if they go off it could spell DISASTER
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tallslenderguy(other male)
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4 years ago •
May 17, 2020
Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer, to bad he never cries
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Invisible(sub female)
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4 years ago •
May 18, 2020
An atom was walking down the street. It ran into another atom and knocked it down.
"Oh no, are you ok?" Asks the 1st as it helps the fallen one up. "No, I've lost an electron" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive." |
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