everyone has a joke in them let's hear your fav

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • May 22, 2020

I built an electric fence around my property yesterday. My neighbour is dead against it

skyrich​(dom male){rottenbrat} • May 22, 2020

@Dellydoodah

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S H O C K I N G

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • May 22, 2020

My boyfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances...Well, he's in for a shock!


I think I have a pun for every occasion
One has to be careful though not to offend

for example


What is blue and does not fit ?




a dead epileptic

skyrich​(dom male){rottenbrat} • May 22, 2020

Oiy.

Well... not to amp up the sarcasm.... but, I don't have any resistance... Watt was that all about? Did you read it in a current news article?

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • May 22, 2020

@ SkyRich
groans..and not in a good way!

IODiCeShOt • May 22, 2020

Breaking News!

MAN SHOT 200 TIMES WITH AN UPHOLSTERY GUN!

Surgeons say “he’s now well and truly recovered”

Sir Don​(dom male){N/A} • May 22, 2020

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?




Well ?





Ok i will tell you later....


Apparently it works for all hair colors.

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • May 22, 2020

I spat my drink out laughing at this

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • May 22, 2020

I was in my local post office, I asked the young girl behind the counter "Do you keep stationary?", she replied "Only to begin with, then I go like a fucking rabbit".

Road Toad • May 23, 2020

A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says “I want the cheapest one you got, I don’t have much money.”
The guy behind the counter says “How bout the $1.95 cent special?” The customer says “ok”, and he paid, headed to the room.
When he opened the door, he found this beautiful whore spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears.
He freaked, “omg she’s sick!” He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happening, and the guy says “hey Joe! The dead one’s full again!”