Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
May 24, 2020
A shepherd asked me to count his sheep and then round them up.There were 37 sheep but I rounded them up to 40
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Online now
skyrich(dom male){rottenbrat}
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4 years ago •
May 24, 2020
Be careful what you tell a computer programmer....
A wife asks her husband, “Would you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get six.” A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk. “Why did you buy six cartons of milk?” the wife asks. He replies, “They had avocados.” |
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Road Toad
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4 years ago •
May 24, 2020
@Dellydoodah
Definitely a blonde moment |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
May 24, 2020
@ skyrich..took me a while
@ Toady.. Glares! |
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Sir Don(dom male){Nt looking}
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4 years ago •
May 24, 2020
Mickey Mouse is standing in his lawyers office.
Ranting and raving and going on and on about why his divorce from Minnie was not finalized yet... Lawyer: Mickey you can't get a divorce because she is insane.... Mickey: i didn't say she was insane, i said she was fucking Goofy..... |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
May 24, 2020
Dated a blind guy the other night, but it's not going anywhere. He's a nice man and all that, not much of a looker though...
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Road Toad
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4 years ago •
May 24, 2020
@Dellydoodah
Don't glare at me in that tone 
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
May 24, 2020
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'. |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
May 25, 2020
I just approached a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
He said he’ll be fine, he’s just going through a rough patch. |
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Sir Don(dom male){Nt looking}
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4 years ago •
May 25, 2020
a guy has a yatch and decides to take a few friends out for a cruise while on the trip his parrot is constantly harassing the guess. The parrot singles out this blonde and everytime she walks by. the parrot says " Hey baby hows your ass". Blonde sticks her nose in air goes away quickly. This contains for a couple of hours.. the captain gets drunk and they crash into another boat and sinks the yacht.. parrot floats by the blonde in the lifeboat, and again says "hey baby hows your ass".
Blonde says --just shut up. Parrot says -- mine too must be the saltwater |
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