everyone has a joke in them let's hear your fav

Road Toad • May 26, 2020

Looks like someone got her nappy

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • May 26, 2020

<< Has lots of toad jokes

Road Toad • May 26, 2020

Oh!, Pray Tell.
I await with bated breath, sitting here oiling my paddle.

Did you hear the one about the cute little submissive with the paper asshole?

The poor thing didn't have any fire insurance.

Here's my TOTALLY not stolen joke.

RuisuOnoto​(switch male) • May 26, 2020

Minnie and Mickey are getting a divorce..
Mickey's lawyer tells him: Mickey, You can't just divorce your wife because she's "crazy".
Mickey then replies: I'm not leaving her because she's crazy, I said she was fucking goofy!

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • May 26, 2020

I'm way too nice to put them here

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • May 26, 2020

A man goes to doctors. Says "Doctor doctor, everytime I close my eyes I see a spinning insect".
The doctor looks at him and says "Don't worry it's just a bug going round"

Sir Don​(dom male) • May 26, 2020

man and woman married for 40 years.... he starts to have health issues..
Wife says-- oh you are getting soft in your old age
Man says --i don't know what you mean
Wife says-- you didn't give in to all your aches and pains before.. you can tolerate pain...
Man ---- again i don't know what you mean.. i been married to you for 40 years and you have been a pain in my ass ever since

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • May 27, 2020

The other day, my friend asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me

Sir Don​(dom male) • May 27, 2020

@ Dellydoodah

Kind of a sticky situation.. glad your friendship didnt come unglued

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • May 27, 2020

well since she became a mime artist I haven't heard from her