skyrich(dom male){rottenbrat}
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3 years ago •
May 31, 2020
Last year, I went to a sporting goods supply store to buy some ammunition for hunting.
There were some protesters there blocking the way, claiming that they could legally impede my progress for up to 15 seconds. (This is not exactly accurate, see below). They claimed that they were members of PETA. So I said, "Hey! That's great!, I'm a member of PETA too: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals!" Legally speaking, (US/California anyway), if someone who is not a law enforcement officer detains someone for more than 15 seconds, they can be charged with kidnapping. This doesn't mean that the protesters had any right whatsoever to stop or detain anyone for ANY length of time. |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 31, 2020
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? –
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo. |
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Bunnie
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3 years ago •
May 31, 2020
A neighbor suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries.
Tasted horrible! I'm sticking with whipped cream! |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 31, 2020
@ Bunnie
Ewwwww! |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 31, 2020
The thing I don’t like about shopping centers…
When you see one, you’ve seen a mall. |
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Shanaya{NOT LOOKIN}
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3 years ago •
Jun 1, 2020
After the floors are mopped no one is allowed to walk on them again... EVER
~MOM |
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Sir Don(dom male){InTalksWS}
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3 years ago •
Jun 1, 2020
Do you know the difference between a oral thermometer and a anal thermometer?????
The TASTE |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 1, 2020
what goes 'oooooh oooooh?'
A cow with no lips |
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Road Toad
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3 years ago •
Jun 1, 2020
Shanaya wrote: After the floors are mopped no one is allowed to walk on them again... EVER
~MOM LMAO..... Soo True |
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Road Toad
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3 years ago •
Jun 1, 2020
What does a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose. |
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