everyone has a joke in them let's hear your fav

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • Jun 3, 2020

curtseys
laughs

notalesbianbut​(switch male) • Jun 3, 2020

How do we feel about dead baby jokes? I got a ton of them.

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • Jun 3, 2020

well how does one respond to that?

notalesbianbut​(switch male) • Jun 3, 2020

With a pile of dead babies, typically.

Road Toad • Jun 3, 2020

Little Johnny has blood all over his hand as he comes running down the hall yelling MOMMY, MOMMY, Look
I found a soft spot in the baby head

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • Jun 3, 2020

I quit my job in the helium factory last week. I refused to be spoken to in that tone

notalesbianbut​(switch male) • Jun 3, 2020

What's the difference between a pile of rocks and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a pile of rocks in my garage

notalesbianbut​(switch male) • Jun 3, 2020

What's the difference between a an avocado and a skunk?

They both have a fluffy tail and a black stripe along the back, except for the avocado.

Mama Bear JJ​(dom female)​{koa} • Jun 3, 2020

Why is masturbation just like procrastination? ...

It’s all good until you realize you’re only screwing yourself.

SlothForce1​(dom male) • Jun 4, 2020

RIP boiled water, you will be mist.