everyone has a joke in them let's hear your fav

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • Jun 11, 2020

I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

Bunnie • Jun 11, 2020

Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

Road Toad • Jun 12, 2020

An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs.
The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied.
"Now you have to remove them."

John Brownstone​(dom male) • Jun 12, 2020

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

He shouts:
"A beer please and one for the road."

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • Jun 12, 2020

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way.

JacksFirmGrip​(dom male) • Jun 13, 2020

This lady walks into a bar ... the bartender says, "Good afternoon Ma'am, what may I do for you?"

The lady replies, "What draft beer do you serve?"

The bartender quickly responds, "Anheuser-Busch!"

The lady smiles, bites her lip, and with a sultry voice, responds, "Just fine, how's your cock?"

Bunnie • Jun 13, 2020

What’s the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

John Brownstone​(dom male) • Jun 13, 2020

Did you hear about the band 999 Megabytes?

They're good,


but they haven't got a gig yet.

Heart of Persephone​(sub female)​{owned} • Jun 13, 2020

Three nuns are standing at the gates of heaven. Each nun is asked a question before the can enter.
St.Perter to the first nun, “this one will be easy as you were a novice nun, who was married to Adam?
Nun 1- “eve”. She passes through the gates

Peter to second nun. “Where did Adam and Eve live?
Nun2- “Eden”. She passes through

Peter to the third “this ones a bit harder, as you are a Mother Superior. What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?”
Nun3 - she thought a moment and was perplexed “that’s a hard one”
Peter- “you may pass”.

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • Jun 13, 2020

so bad !