Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
Jun 13, 2020
Bunnie wrote: What’s the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly. That's so daft it made me laugh so much |
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Online now
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
Jun 13, 2020
A friend of mine just started his own business making landmines that look like prayer mats.
It’s doing ok..He says Prophets are going through the roof. |
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Road Toad
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4 years ago •
Jun 13, 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them. |
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serenitymuse(sub female){Orgazmo}
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4 years ago •
Jun 13, 2020
A mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve your kind here." Mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy." |
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Sir Don(dom male){Nt looking}
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4 years ago •
Jun 13, 2020
Why did the chicken cross the road???
Not sure haven't found one thst has made it.. |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
Jun 13, 2020
My lesbian neighbours have just given me a Rolex.....
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch. |
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Road Toad
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4 years ago •
Jun 14, 2020
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was stuck in the chicken |
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Noodz(sub female)
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4 years ago •
Jun 14, 2020
What is blue and not heavy ?
Light Blue (I'm sorry, this one just tickles me for some reason) |
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Noodz(sub female)
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4 years ago •
Jun 14, 2020
today I met a girl that claims to work with bees
yeah, she’s definitely a keeper |
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Road Toad
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4 years ago •
Jun 14, 2020
What does a cannibal girl do after dumping her boyfriend?
She wipes her butt. |
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