Sir Don(dom male)
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5 years ago •
Jun 15, 2020
How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
You wave to him... How do you catch a one arm man that just fell out of the tree? On the bounce I know very crude of me. But if he had 2 arms we wouldn't have any jokes |
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purple owl feather
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5 years ago •
Jun 15, 2020
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Likalotopus |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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5 years ago •
Jun 15, 2020
I'm not a big fan of stairs, they get me down and always up to something but I am taking steps to avoid elevators
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John Brownstone(dom male)
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5 years ago •
Jun 15, 2020
I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough for strong enough.
I've handed in my Too Weak notice. |
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Noodz(sub female)
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5 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too |
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Noodz(sub female)
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5 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
I took the shell off my racing snail to help him go faster.
Didn't work. It actually made him more sluggish. |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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5 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
Noodz wrote: Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too that's so bad laughs |
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John Brownstone(dom male)
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5 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees.
All the bees had tags on them except for one. It was a freebie. |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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5 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward..
That's just the way I roll |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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5 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
John Brownstone wrote: I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees.
All the bees had tags on them except for one. It was a freebie. Oh John that is so cute it's bee utiful |
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