Dellydoodah(neither female)
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5 years ago •
Jun 17, 2020
my thesaurus is terrible.
Not only that it's also terrible When I lost my thesaurus I was lost for words |
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| AriesGaffa(dom male){Dom} |
5 years ago •
Jun 17, 2020
man stopped by the police with 4 penguins in his car. He is told take them to the zoo or i will arrest you. 4 hrs later the same cop sees the same guy with 4 penguins in his car so he stops him. I told you to take them to the zoo or i would arrest you. man says i did now were going to the pictures then a pizza..
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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5 years ago •
Jun 17, 2020
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together. |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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5 years ago •
Jun 17, 2020
why did the can crusher quit his job..
Because it was soda pressing |
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Road Toad
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5 years ago •
Jun 17, 2020
What is red and has seven little dents in it?
Snow White's cherry. |
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Road Toad
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5 years ago •
Jun 17, 2020
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee. |
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| AriesGaffa(dom male){Dom} |
5 years ago •
Jun 17, 2020
2 men being chased by a bear . 1 stops and puts on his sneakers( trainers) the other guy says that wont help you outrun the bear . !st guy says no but it helps me outrun you.
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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5 years ago •
Jun 17, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know why
‘I have a split personality,’ said Tom, being Frank. Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene. exeunt right .. |
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| xxbabyyk(sub female){midnight} |
5 years ago •
Jun 17, 2020
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead LMFAO idk. |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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5 years ago •
Jun 17, 2020
More than anything in the world I love trying to pack myself into a small suitcase
I can hardly contain myself |
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