everyone has a joke in them let's hear your fav

Road Toad • Jun 27, 2020

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds,

Poor bastard!

Noodz​(sub female) • Jun 28, 2020

Just had sodium chloride thrown at me
That's a salt

Noodz​(sub female) • Jun 28, 2020

What do you call it when a leprechaun gives you a handjob?

A stroke of luck.

Noodz​(sub female) • Jun 28, 2020

Strong people don't put others down.
They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.

Noodz​(sub female) • Jun 28, 2020

What's an Amish girl's greatest fantasy?
Two or three Mennonite

Road Toad • Jun 30, 2020

Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.

Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off.

So, he sat in his office and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."

And Sarah says, "Can you jack off? I have a headache!"

Noodz​(sub female) • Jun 30, 2020

Today at the pharmacy I saw a woman without a face mask buying a pregnancy test.
She clearly isn’t a fan of protection

Noodz​(sub female) • Jun 30, 2020

Jokes are like sperm
They can't all be winners.

skyrich​(dom male){rottenbrat} • Jun 30, 2020

Saw that one coming a mile away....

Bunnie • Jul 2, 2020

Is this a troll?