Ingénue{VK}
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2 years ago •
Jan 12, 2022
Gorillas can't swim.
Lapses into pleasant reverie involving transmogrification and lakes. |
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LongerJohnny(dom male)
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2 years ago •
Jan 12, 2022
Betty Tails wrote: Seinfeld fan I gather?
Not at all. I never could stand that show. I was bored by the same old 'start this word with the last letter of the last word' or 'this word must begin with the next letter of the alphabet' type off thing. I thought it would be funny to have a thread that didn't have any set theme. |
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LongerJohnny(dom male)
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2 years ago •
Jan 12, 2022
Ernie and Bert used to be in a wife swapping club with Batman and Robin.
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ButterfliesAndCuffs(sub female)
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2 years ago •
Jan 12, 2022
LongerJohnny wrote: Ernie and Bert used to be in a wife swapping club with Batman and Robin.
I’m choosing to believe this. 
Don’t stick your finger up your nose. Your nose knows it’s not the place it goes. |
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Master Raf(dom male)
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2 years ago •
Jan 15, 2022
Some really nasty types on here.
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LongerJohnny(dom male)
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2 years ago •
Jan 17, 2022
If you remain on the ground and pretend to be dead then the person who just kicked you REALLY hard in the balls will eventually stop laughing and leave you alone.
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SugarCookie(sub female)
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2 years ago •
Feb 8, 2022
Why don't they call French fries potato sticks? Most every form of cooked potatoes still has the word potato in them.
Mashed potato Stewed potatoes Baked potato Potato chips |
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ButterfliesAndCuffs(sub female)
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2 years ago •
Feb 8, 2022
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed. |
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LongerJohnny(dom male)
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2 years ago •
Feb 9, 2022
It is impossible to fold a piece of paper in half more than 7 times
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ButterfliesAndCuffs(sub female)
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2 years ago •
Feb 9, 2022
Bears will just start eating you even if you aren’t dead yet.
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