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Defender​(dom male)
2 years ago • Feb 10, 2022
Defender​(dom male) • Feb 10, 2022
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are built upside-down.
cherilynn​(sub female)
2 years ago • Feb 11, 2022
cherilynn​(sub female) • Feb 11, 2022
If you have a case of the crabs and you want to get rid of them, just squat on a mirror. They will see another asshole and jump off.
Notely
2 years ago • Feb 13, 2022
Notely • Feb 13, 2022
Road kill cafe you kill it we grill it old time joke.
Miki
2 years ago • Feb 14, 2022
Miki • Feb 14, 2022
EssenceAmore wrote:
Road kill cafe you kill it we grill it old time joke.


... along the same lines:

mortuary attendant answers the phone: "City Morgue: You stab 'em we slab 'em"

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Or in real life, there's a funeral home near where I live part time, their TV and print ads say:

"Exercise, eat right, and stay healthy. We can wait."

Now that's a swell commercial.
LongerJohnny​(dom male)
2 years ago • Feb 24, 2022
LongerJohnny​(dom male) • Feb 24, 2022
The average person produces one ounce of poop for each 12 pounds of their body weight. According to the CDC this means that in the United States a man of average weight produces about 1 pound of poop per day, and a woman of average weight produces about 14 ounces of poop per day.
So do the math.
LongerJohnny​(dom male)
2 years ago • Mar 7, 2022
LongerJohnny​(dom male) • Mar 7, 2022
In mature adults, if you calculate the exact number of days since you reached puberty, (the period during which adolescents reach sexual maturity and become capable of reproduction) and convert into metric, the result will be the same number as your current weight.