Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Miki • Jan 28, 2024

[For the curious I originally wrote: "Said dog IS your breakfast" But the operative word was "make breakfast" so I edited.]


Granted: With enough padding I could take a resemblance to the Stay Puft dude from Ghostbusters 2 just for you

I wish everyone could appreciate true "hot dogs" made from real Rovers.

vv V vv​(sadist male) • Jan 28, 2024

When I said pleasantly plump I meant more like My 600 pound life and you being the star.

Granted. It’s served after 11pm to drunks in South Korea and it’s called chicken on a stick

I wish Miki a happy day

Miki • Jan 28, 2024

Granted. I'll have a happy if I can frost someone's ass.

I wish my boss would retire

1crazygirl​(sub female) • Jan 29, 2024

Granted. Boss is retired, per doc orders you get to frost his ass twice a day in vanilla icing:)!!!

I wish for a delicious breakfast burrito.

Miki • Jan 29, 2024

Granted; but they're only available after noon.

I wish our cafeteria at work offered decent food at night.

CoCoKate​(sub female) • Jan 30, 2024

Granted but instead of serving it to you, you have to hunt for it yourself

I wish I had the ability to fly anywhere I want

vv V vv​(sadist male) • Jan 31, 2024

Granted but a near sighted cross eyed duck hunter takes one of your wings out with a shotgun blast

I wish I had a taco

1crazygirl​(sub female) • Feb 1, 2024

Granted. A full plate of all the fuzzy furry frizzy tacos you can gobble.


I wish for rain.

vv V vv​(sadist male) • Feb 10, 2024

Granted it’s acid rain and eating everything you hold dear.

I wish unicorns were real so I could hunt one

stairwaytoheaven​(dom male) • Feb 17, 2024

I grant you an entire herd of beautiful unicorns running through the meadow straight up to your blind... You raise your bow and you have no arrows, the unicorns laugh as they run away.

I wish for world peace.