Corrupt-A-Wish Game

1crazygirl​(sub female) • Feb 22, 2024

Oooops.
Granted. Your wishes WILL come true but for others and you will have to scream outloud off Mt. Evans in 3 different languages sprinkled with cussing and begging your wishes.

I wish I had another cup of coffee.

Sweet Minx​(sub female) • Mar 2, 2024

Granted. But your lips still have packing tape over them from getting kinky with the Purolator man on your lunch break and you cant drink it.

I wish I was on a small yacht sailing around the world.

vv V vv​(sadist male) • Mar 2, 2024

Granted, I’m your drunk captain and only take you to the best 3rd world war torn countries.

I wish breast milk tasted great

trappedperhaps​(sub female) • Mar 2, 2024

I guess it depends on where you get it because I’ve been told mine tastes good.?🤷🏻‍♀️

Granted but only when you make excellent meals thus leaving you slaving constantly over the stove.

I wish I loved to cook

Ingénue{VK} • Mar 3, 2024

Granted but all your knives will be blunt and your oven broken.

I wish for summer weather.

vv V vv​(sadist male) • Mar 4, 2024

Granted the days will be sunny and hot with a cool breeze the night will be clear and warm for three days before an unprecedented monsoon season begins followed by sharknados. Cheers.

I wish giant sized thc gummie bears roamed the earth

1crazygirl​(sub female) • Mar 6, 2024

Granted. Giant sized thc gummie bears now march Earth as Knights in Milanese plate armour. Fully armed to protect against those like you who desire. Their enormous gummie bear feet which have registered on a 8.5 Richter scale are their best weapon of defense. Some say they have seen GB feet size of Lake Michigan!!!


I wish I had a magic wand.

TopekaDom​(dom male) • Mar 6, 2024

And here I happen to have a solid rock oak wand, which has a core of bald eagle feather.

The problem is tends to only cast spells of dust blowing.

Not like blowing dust off things, but rather putting dust on things.


You know what I wish?

I wish I had a time machine.

vv V vv​(sadist male) • Mar 7, 2024

Granted it will only travel back in time and place of your conception.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive

1crazygirl​(sub female) • Mar 7, 2024

Granted. Freddie Mercury is of course alive and well Varangian, please don't worry your pretty little head...

Only thing is he's only alive in your fantasies, hallucinations and nightmares.


I wish I had a waterfall.