DerSiebteHimmel(sub female)
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3 months ago •
Oct 18, 2025
Funny Thoughts in the Heat of the Moment
Hi everyone!
I want to have some fun and laugh at myself. Forget being serious for a moment and turn on your sense of humor. Honorable Doms, this is for you too x What are three thoughts that can go through your head during sex? Here are mine: 1. Oh God, the same thing again. I told him this doesn’t work 2. Now… now… almost… no, never mind 3. In this position I don’t look very sexy, need to arch my back more. Oh, and the mirror is dirty What about you? Share your thoughts! 😉 |
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House Talion(dom male)
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3 months ago •
Oct 18, 2025
1. Where did I leave my drink
2. Do we have enough candles for wax play 3.when was the last time she was on top 4. If she flexes her back and wiggles her hips a bit then the coefficient of her orgasm is the square root of her clit 5. How many orgasms did she have last time before she passed out 6. If she's conscious when we start and unconscious when I finish and she hadn't already said so is it still consensual 7. I wonder how everyone is doing on valheim |
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DerSiebteHimmel(sub female)
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3 months ago •
Oct 18, 2025
Ahhh, how are you going to drink your drink if she’s not on top?😁 I’m trying to imagine it and can’t. You’re multi-functional🫠
Point 6 just killed me 😂 |
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SubStanChill(sub male)
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3 months ago •
Oct 18, 2025
1. Oh No!!! I Do Not Like Thaaaahhhh… NVM… DON’T STOP!
2. Hey, I think she learned to thrust like that from me. Neat! Last edited by * on Sun Oct 19, 2025 1:09 am, edited 1 time in total |
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Miki
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3 months ago •
Oct 18, 2025
Re: Funny Thoughts in the Heat of the Moment DerSiebteHimmel wrote: Hi everyone!
I want to have some fun and laugh at myself. Forget being serious for a moment and turn on your sense of humor. Honorable Doms, this is for you too x What are three thoughts that can go through your head during sex? Here are mine: 1. Oh God, the same thing again. I told him this doesn’t work 2. Now… now… almost… no, never mind 3. In this position I don’t look very sexy, need to arch my back more. Oh, and the mirror is dirty What about you? Share your thoughts! 😉 You got me at "Honorable Doms" Just kidding. Only a few are knuckle-dragging neanderthals. So... "There is no wrong hole but make up your mind once." "It's thick enough, length doesn't matter" "If I'm lucky, the next guy will pack a banana" Last edited by * on Sun Oct 19, 2025 6:52 am, edited 2 times in total |
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MissBonnie(dom female){oz}
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3 months ago •
Oct 18, 2025
you didn't...oh no you did
Whaaa! oh frack is that supposed to be that color? (pulsing vibe butt plug) Gawd that sounds like the theme from StarWars |
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Anna Lynn(sub female)
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3 months ago •
Oct 18, 2025
Hey! Wrong Hole!!
Is that suppose to look like that? OMG, he just farted! |
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darlingdiana(sub female){Master Ron}
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3 months ago •
Oct 19, 2025
“Whats this for… oh, You were hoping i would ask that- shit”
“Did He seriously just call me that? Why am i aroused?” “Who is this guy? He totally hid His level of experience…glad He’s been around” “Cum again!?, im not a - ahhhhh😚 dispenser- nvm, another?” |
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| RescuesRock(sub female) |
3 months ago •
Oct 20, 2025
darlingdiana wrote: “Whats this for… oh, You were hoping i would ask that- shit”
“Did He seriously just call me that? Why am i aroused?” “Who is this guy? He totally hid His level of experience…glad He’s been around” “Cum again!?, im not a - ahhhhh😚 dispenser- nvm, another?” Please insert the remote controlled love egg 🤞 |
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| Defender(dom male) |
2 months ago •
Nov 10, 2025
During vanilla sex?
"The car needs washing". |
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