Rare types of j*kes & how to live happily unbothered

From the outset, this is not legal advice; no divorce lawyer was consulted in making this list, and no participant was harmed in any Situation-Joke since Welles's 1938 Martian invasion.

If a dry Martian Tripod feels bad about it, or, let's be crazy, a car, I agree that rubbing her butt with coconut oil may not be mentioned in the best scientific papers, but it will certainly correlate to your own happiness as you grow up.

Granted, life is full of disappointments, Anti-jokes, Snowclones, Meta-jokes, Non sequiturs... sometimes it's hard to follow up when we try to bite on everything that moves.

Long story short, be kind, guys 🫶 it's not a weakness