Chat up lines for laughs

Bunnie • Apr 24, 2021

"I was a Navy deep diver I can go deeper stay down longer and no matter how wet I get I will stay down till the job is done"

Haha! This would probably work on me. Definite favourite I’ve heard so far.

jamesjj​(dom male) • Apr 25, 2021

"Have you got any Welsh in you?... Do you want some?"

rosethorn​(sub female) • Apr 27, 2021

Im really glad i put this up.

Tthomas • Apr 28, 2021

How about.......

Male
“You look like my third wife.”

Female
“How many wives have you had?”

Male
“2”