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Sexy “Dad”Jokes

Miki​(masochist female)
2 years ago • Nov 28, 2021
Miki​(masochist female) • Nov 28, 2021
ButterfliesAndCuffs wrote:
Come on…dad jokes are supposed to be bad. 🤣


I can see that! Just kidding, I know they know they're terrible.. Like "Uncle" jokes.
Defender​(dom male)
2 years ago • Nov 28, 2021
Defender​(dom male) • Nov 28, 2021
Miki, I'd like to show you a pic of my step-ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.....
DOM DADDY One​(dom male)
2 years ago • Nov 29, 2021
DOM DADDY One​(dom male) • Nov 29, 2021
Miki wrote:
To everyone on this page... No offense, but keep your day jobs.

You have no future on the stage.

Dear Miki, thanks for the sage advice. I'm a dad, haha., so I like to poke fun at myself and have a laugh now and then. A life half lived is not in my plan, but neither is an appearance on SNL.
BTW, this one's for you.

What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
Gum!

Your's truly!! DDO
Miki​(masochist female)
2 years ago • Dec 3, 2021
Miki​(masochist female) • Dec 3, 2021
Defender wrote:
Miki, I'd like to show you a pic of my step-ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.....



thud....

😒
LongerJohnny​(dom male)
2 years ago • Dec 4, 2021
LongerJohnny​(dom male) • Dec 4, 2021
My dad is so dumb, he doesn't even realize that he's actually my uncle.
Obviously stupidity runs on the male side of my family.

wait...